當(dāng)自己鬧出笑話時(shí)，我們總會感覺尷尬。但聽人家講笑話，卻會覺得特別開心。為什么這么多人喜歡聽笑話呢？其實(shí)，聽話笑會有很多好處的。比如我們常說的“笑一笑 十年少”是其原因之一，當(dāng)然，除此之外，笑話給人帶來的開心與快樂，能幫助我們減輕工作、學(xué)習(xí)與生活的壓力。

笑話有成人笑話，也有兒童笑話。家佳樂學(xué)習(xí)小編今天整理了一些超級搞笑的兒童英語笑話，不管你是兒童還是成人，相信都能被其中的語言對話給笑抽。

The New Teacher 新老師

George comes from school on the first of September.

"George, how did you like your new teacher?" asked his mother.

"I didn't like her, Mother, because she said that three and three were six and then she said that two and four were six too....."

9月1日， 喬治放學(xué)回到家里。

“喬治，你喜歡你們的新老師嗎？” 媽媽問。

“媽媽，我不喜歡，因?yàn)樗f3加3得6, 可后來又說2加4也得6。”

If I am a Manager 如果我是一個(gè)經(jīng)理

One day in class, the teacher assigned his students to write a composition – If I Am a Manager.

All the students began to write except a boy. The teacher went to him and asked the reason.

I am waiting for my secretary, was the boy’s answer.

一天課上，老師要同學(xué)們以如果我是一個(gè)經(jīng)理為題寫一篇作文。

所有的學(xué)生都在動(dòng)筆寫了，只有一個(gè)男生例外。老師走過去問他為什么不寫。

我在等我的秘書。那孩子答道。

Big hands 大手

Teacher: If I had seven oranges in one hand and eight oranges in the other, what would I have?

Student: Big hands.

老師：如果我左手上有7個(gè)桔子，右手上有8個(gè)桔子。那么我有什么？

學(xué)生：大手。

一場特殊的足球比賽

Mike was late for school. He said to his teacher, Mr. Black, "Excuse me for my coming late, sir. I watched a football match in my dream."

"Why did it make you late?" inquired the teacher.

"Because neither team could win the game, so it lasted a long time." replied Mike.

麥克上學(xué)遲到了。他對布萊克老師說：“對不起，老師，今天早上我遲到了。因?yàn)槲以趬衾镉^看了一場球賽。”

“為什么它會讓你遲到呢？”老師問道。

“因?yàn)檫@兩個(gè)隊(duì)都沒有能力獲勝，所以就持續(xù)的時(shí)間長了。”麥克回答說。

All Right 沒關(guān)系

Hurrying my 11-year old daughter to school, I made a right turn at a red light when it was prohibited. Uh-oh, I said, realizing my mistake. I just make an illegal turn.

I guess it's all right, my daughter replied, The police car behind us did the same thing.

我趕著開車將11歲的女兒送到學(xué)校去，在紅燈處右拐了，而那是不允許的(譯注:在一些國家如英國,其交通規(guī)則是車輛左行的,與我國相反)。啊噢，意識到犯了錯(cuò)誤，我說。我剛才拐彎是違章的。

我想那沒關(guān)系的，女兒回答說：我們后面的警車也同樣拐了彎。